Do You Live Like You Fuck?

TweetPLEASE NOTE: This is in service of an adult conversation using adult language. If you’re easily offended, you have the option to stop reading now. Tequila aside, it’s been said that a woman knows if she’d have sex with a guy in a matter of minutes, if not...

Which Type of Lover Are You?

TweetWhich one of these scenarios best describes you as a lover? We’ll use scratching your partner’s back for pleasure to help us illustrate. Scenario One: The “good boy” asks, “So, uh, where do you want me to scratch your back, babe?” She has an itch and then directs...

The Secret to Crushing Neediness

TweetNEEDINESS. BLECH. If you could touch it, neediness would be slimy. If you could see it, neediness would be a toxic cloud that enters the room before you do. Neediness would smell like a port-o-let used by hippies after a three day summer music festival. Neediness...