It seems I am the victim of a conspiracy to end my coaching career. It has worked. I will no longer coach. I will no longer host The New Man. I will no longer be a part of helping anyone live a fun, fulfilling and kickass life.
As difficult as this video is to watch, I embrace the message that it sends: I’m obsessed with texting pictures of male private parts and for some reason I can’t stop eating all of the time. This explains the mild to moderate constipation.
I apologize to my clients, family and fans for being a douche. Furthermore, It’s probably not really cool to drink whiskey and watch “adult entertainment” while coaching either.
I get it now. My bad. I’ll drink whiskey and watch “adult entertainment” some other time. Please forgive me.
With just the right amount of regret,
April 1, 2012