You, Rocky, and the A-Team Walk into a Bar

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TweetIf you grew up in the 80’s you saw this in almost every action movie or TV show. It was the montage. Let’s say B.A. Baracus and the rest of the A-Team had to whoop somebody’s ass. First they needed to build a van that could launch missiles and orbit the moon...

Are You Addicted to Comfort?

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TweetWhen I was in college I shared an apartment with two other guys. It was an absolute dump. It was hot. It smelled like ass, stale beer, and frozen pizza. The toilet was growing it’s own beard (“No! Don’t clean it! I want to see how big the beard can get. Thanks.”)...

Are You Chasing Someone Else’s Balls?

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TweetYou’ve seen these dogs. The ones who are obsessed with the ball. Any ball. They beg their owner to throw the ball. They return it with urgency. And then they beg to have it thrown again. Relentlessly. They’re addicted to the dopamine rush that comes from playing...

“Hey! How much for a blow job?!?”

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TweetI recently got called out by my friend, Forest. We were on the phone and he said something like… “You’re not bringing your full self to your work. I know your work and I’ve also spent a lot of time with you. And there’s a gap.” My heart started beating harder....